Heroes // David Bowie
my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.
my fall look today is a product of the patriarchy, a product of the patriarchy, and a desire for other women to view me as their competition for male attention
tl;dr: this entire exchange is ridiculous and i am disappointed.
divine-hours replied to your post “tomorrow i am going to the eye doctor for the first time in three…”
I can’t even. Who would ever even think you don’t look cute in ANYTHING and DARE to say it!!! Don’t they feel the power of the ocean inside of you, the power to kill them with just a look!!!!! Literally just dumb and uninspired and sad. A sad life :(
(hearts in my eyes) well luckily everyone’s good wishes helped so much because i went and even though the guy was there, a young woman helped me!! and i ended up getting CLEAR PLASTIC RIMS which i’ve really really wanted!! they are seriously sooooo so cute, i love them!!! eeeeee
THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE
A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen
FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals.
so if you ever see “washing feet” in the bible, it, uh. yeah.
(source is my old bible class textbook which i don’t have on me anymore :( )
HOLY SHIT WHAT
I MEAN CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I REMEMBER READING A STORY IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS CLEANED THE ‘FEET’ OF A LADY PROSTITUTE INFRONT OF HIS TWELVE DISCIPLES WHO GOT SERIOUSLY GROSSED OUT. THEM GETTING REALLY SUPER GROSSED OUT BY THAT NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME UNTIL NOW.
JESUS CHRIST JESUS.
this is one of the most embarrassing threads i’ve ever seen on tumblr, i had to delete a bunch of comments that were so ridiculous. first of all, ‘feet’ may be a euphemism for genitalia, but that in no way shape or form means that every time the word feet appears in the bible, it means genitalia. Literally what. The act of washing one’s feet (aka the part of the body that are often times most dirty, sore, and aching) is an act of respect and sign of being humbled and thankful. It pre-dates jesus, in addition to being something done to jesus by those thankful to him, was something jesus did much to the shock and disgust by not only his disciples, but by those used to hierarchies in which women, the homeless, impoverished people, etc were thought of as sub-human and therefore not worthy of respect.
anyways yeah, please let’s all try to stop just spreading around harmful and incorrect interpretations of literature that so many terrible people already work to de-contextualize and use as a source of pain for so many.
Brenda Song and Raven Symone run into each other at the gym and exchange numbers while Trace Cryus looks on. June, 2014
By Jayne Steiger.
tomorrow i am going to the eye doctor for the first time in three years because i need a new prescription and i’m pretty sure it means i’ll have to deal with that terrible man who made me feel bad about myself while i try on glasses and i am NOT happy about it!!! last time he literally would not allow me to buy a pair of glasses because he said my cheeks were “”“too chubby for them to look good”“”. I had to literally FORCE him to let me buy the ones i have meanwhile who in the world has ever seen me and not thought I looked like the cutest person in the world in these glasses????????????? these glasses literally make me look so cute?????????????????????????????? anYWAYS. please pray for me and send me goodness tomorrow because i’m going to be way more assertive than i feel like i have any semblance of strength to be, and direct all my energy to not burst out in tears if he says anything mean to me.
i think if he tries anything I will say channel beyonce and say “while i understand your concern, i am a grown woman and i can decide what glasses I would like, thank you.”
ugh :( :( i won’t even have my mom there to help me!!!!!!!!!! sigh.
petition to ban “i kissed a girl” from all queer girl fanmixes 2k14